Ashlee

Your boyfriend had to work all night at the fire station, so I spent the night at your house so you wouldn't be scared. You locked us out of the house, and I spent the rest of the night lost in south Phoenix looking for the fire station so we could get your spare key. You insisted on bringing your puppy along, he fell ill and threw up all over you. You left town the rest of the summer and the next time I saw you was on the first day of fall semester. You pretty much pretended we were never friends. Strange indeed.